I think you should read this so i e-mailed it to you as well for everyone else
Are cats for true Christians? Is it appropriate for a Christian to own a cat, in light of their past pagan religious affiliation and the medical information that is now coming to light? -J.R., U.S.A.
hahaha that was probably the funnyest thing i have read in a while......
it was like you could replace the word cats with anything you like.... i think you should do a find and replace and change cats to fluffy dice....
to quote.....
"The Bible does not say that Fluffy dice were not present at Herod's birthday party when John the Baptist was beheaded. History shows that Fluffy dice were most likely present at this tragic party that Jehovah did not approve of. Clearly then, as loyal Christians, why would we even want to associate with Fluffy dice that are without a doubt of such bad influence, remembering how true are the Bible's words: 'Bad associations spoil useful habits'! -1 Cor. 15:33.
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Dismayed and appalled. Thats all I can say. Dismayed and appalled.
that was Nick btw
I think you should read this so i e-mailed it to you as well for everyone else
Are cats for true Christians?
Is it appropriate for a Christian to own a cat, in light of their past pagan religious affiliation and the medical information that is now coming to light? -J.R., U.S.A.
http://dbhome.dk/carlo/cat.htm
hahaha that was probably the funnyest thing i have read in a while......
it was like you could replace the word cats with anything you like.... i think you should do a find and replace and change cats to fluffy dice....
to quote.....
"The Bible does not say that Fluffy dice were not present at Herod's birthday party when John the Baptist was beheaded. History shows that Fluffy dice were most likely present at this tragic party that Jehovah did not approve of. Clearly then, as loyal Christians, why would we even want to associate with Fluffy dice that are without a doubt of such bad influence, remembering how true are the Bible's words: 'Bad associations spoil useful habits'! -1 Cor. 15:33.
giggles as true then as it is now fluffy dice are evil too!
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